1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,759 really bad dude named Orcus. And he shows up and starts taking all the gods out of the realm. 3 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:46,000 Is that Mademar? Oh! Oh! Oh shit! Oh no! Oh! Okay. He goes and stands out over 4 00:00:46,799 --> 00:00:50,879 over the scene, which he hadn't really gone and looked at. Everybody else did, 5 00:00:50,879 --> 00:00:56,400 and he sees like this this roiling blackness coming up the hill. Um... 6 00:00:56,399 --> 00:01:02,799 Dots? I think we waited too long. Oh my god. 7 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,159 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He, 8 00:01:10,159 --> 00:01:17,759 him, also with me today is Kristen Flammons. She, her. Playing Gath. She, her. So exciting 9 00:01:17,759 --> 00:01:22,400 and unexpected and surprised. I love that. This look of sheer terror. 10 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:28,160 One of us. Didn't even have peanut butter in my mouth this time. 11 00:01:28,719 --> 00:01:33,120 That's how I knew you were ready. Come on now. Also with me today is Tom Laird. 12 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:39,600 Yeah, that's me. I am also he, him. Nope. Wait. He, him. And I'm playing Moot, 13 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,040 who is also he, him. Got one half step ahead of myself. 14 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:47,840 There was an also in there. It's all thrown off now. Amy More. 15 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:54,400 Yes, she, her, and I will be playing Sullivan Slyte. He, him. And Karla Maxted. 16 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:59,520 She, her, playing Glim, also she, her. See, we got back on her course by the end 17 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:05,520 there. Couple panics and then he's back into it. What do we do on Patreon? 18 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,080 Well, that's where you don't have to pan. That's true. 19 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:16,719 You can hang out with us at various levels. There's like a hangout or a producer chat 20 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:21,759 where you come and talk about D&D or podcasts or technology or just like random bullshit. 21 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:28,000 Maybe not too long ago, we have like live shows, live streams, and you get to come and like, 22 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:34,240 ah, you know, participate in that. Give us some fun suggestions. There's a book club. 23 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,520 And I picked a book. Who else is there? Oh, 24 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:43,120 there's a whole other like podcast where we play D&D. There's that. 25 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,879 There's Dumptions Downtimes every Saturday where we talk about the episode we just 26 00:02:47,759 --> 00:02:51,280 like released earlier that week. That's true. 27 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,319 Kristin, unobjectively, do we do too much for our patrons? 28 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:03,599 It seems like a pretty slick deal, personally. There we go. You heard it right from Kristin, 29 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:10,800 who is a regular cast member as well and will start to show up to all of these things 30 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:16,960 and more. No, no pressure on that. But also when you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated 31 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:24,719 to you like today's patron, Charlie Wharley. Thank you so much. 32 00:03:24,719 --> 00:03:28,960 There's also a discord. That's great. You don't have to be a patron to be in that, but 33 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,880 but there's also a book club too, which is also great. You don't have to be a patron to 34 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,600 be that. No, you have to be a patron. Yes, you do have to be a patron to do that. 35 00:03:36,159 --> 00:03:40,400 Yeah. I take it back. Yeah, just you dangled and then it was gone. 36 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,000 And it was gone. So quick. Just took it away. 37 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,319 But know that there is a book club and it's been great so far. 38 00:03:46,319 --> 00:03:49,759 And we'd love for you to come join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 39 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:54,159 So many things that happen over there, but really our eternal love and gratitude is 40 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:59,599 is number one. Absolutely. And specifically this episode to Charlie, because I don't feel like 41 00:03:59,599 --> 00:04:03,199 we said it enough. We didn't really get like enough like whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop 42 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:08,480 about, you know, about Charlie. Who's awesome about Charlie Warley specifically. 43 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:16,879 So you to bomb and now let's fuck it. Wait, no, that's it. That's our saying. 44 00:04:16,879 --> 00:04:26,560 Yes, let's fuck it. This is how we're. 45 00:04:27,519 --> 00:04:33,120 Let's start this. I'm playing flammie kids tonight. 46 00:04:36,879 --> 00:04:42,480 Well, let's fuck it. Let's play. OK, I was going to be like, I'm doing Russ's thing. 47 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,199 And then you've got to handle the responsibility ever one of. 48 00:04:48,399 --> 00:04:53,199 Yeah, no, you set the bar too high. Yeah. Thank you for doing that. 49 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,399 Screams, explosions, blood, guts. 50 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:05,920 And the smell that we described in this episode. It's so bad here. 51 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:15,759 It's hair. And why is it burning? Yeah, fish, all the fish. Yeah, it's it's very fish. 52 00:05:17,439 --> 00:05:23,680 All of this is mayhem is climbing up Mount Celestia and it's being met by the pAlydins 53 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:30,560 and clerics who Bahamut who wasn't in like just in the mindset to really take in any 54 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:35,439 of this information and therefore was a real wiener, as was pointed out in the downtime. 55 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:39,280 Another patron thing you can go get if we didn't mention it already. 56 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:47,519 And we see Bahamut looking down at all of this as the group of you is 57 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:54,560 readying yourselves, preparing yourselves for making a move, for hopping on the back of a dragon, 58 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:59,439 for blinking and pretending to be somewhere else. You know, any way you want to present 59 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:04,560 teleportation as a means, you can close your eyes and take a step and then you've teleported. 60 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:10,719 We hear just like this inner monologue of Bahamut. Bahamut's log. 61 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:17,920 Uh, I don't know what day it is. I had a bit to drink before these folks showed up. 62 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,240 I was sleeping it off and they said that the world was going to end and I 63 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,000 I mean, you dime a dozen, you hear the world's going to end. 64 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,240 So I took them down to the bar, you know, just ease them up. You know, 65 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:36,000 sometimes it just takes a few and then maybe they just remember that they're in the really 66 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:40,560 cool kids club and that it's all going to be OK. But then they started presenting some 67 00:06:40,639 --> 00:06:44,240 interesting facts that could not be true because they were from the future. 68 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:49,920 So they're not true for like the time that we're in now, but they're true for future sense. 69 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:55,120 And it all led and culminated to me taking them on a museum tour, 70 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:59,680 which I really thought was, you know, kind of the highlight. 71 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:05,759 All those items that they got, they look real cool, but I don't think they're going to help 72 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:11,680 them in any way. I'm not going to tell them that specifically and just going to just going 73 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:16,560 to let them just revel in the moment of having something of Bahamuts that's that's now in their 74 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:21,599 possession. They could take it. They could, you know, use it. They could sell it. Maybe it 75 00:07:21,599 --> 00:07:26,000 actually does something really cool. I don't know. I forgot to ask. It's had a real kind 76 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:32,399 of vibe. But then Glim, one of my favorites Glim, a destiny to save the world. Destiny to 77 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:40,480 save the world. Oh, shit. Well, I guess that one's me. Egg on my face. 78 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:48,640 All right. Guess we're going to have to deal with this now. Captain's log out. 79 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:56,240 He's been standing there completely silent. We've been talking to him. Nothing. 80 00:07:56,639 --> 00:08:03,519 I think he's in a coma, like waving my hand in front of his eyes. 81 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:13,280 Can they kidnap his mind without his body? Oh, oh, that's pretty dangerous. 82 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:20,800 Well, they did. I mean, if you're a zombie, is that not like kidnapping your mind and leave, 83 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:24,720 you know, your body's being taken over? They can do that. 84 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,960 Well, you think he's a zombie now? I don't think so. No, he doesn't look like it's not. 85 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:32,160 It's not got a lot of things falling off like zombies do. Yeah, it doesn't really 86 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:38,000 doesn't smell undead. There's only one way to see. And I want to wind up and 87 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,759 slap him on the face. I will have to hop. I do believe. Okay. 88 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,000 Hop, slap. Get on Rex's back. Good old hop, slap. You can get on Rex. 89 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:53,759 And then I just keep riding. Ride by slapping. 90 00:08:53,759 --> 00:08:55,919 I'm just snapping him out of it. I'm not trying to hurt him. 91 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:04,240 It's like a cool breeze. All right, we got to do something here, everybody. 92 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:08,000 I don't know why we've been sitting around talking so much. We've got to get up and get 93 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:13,759 going. Okay. Yeah, I mean, you're definitely right, but we okay. Turn into a dragon. 94 00:09:14,399 --> 00:09:18,319 Fly us out of here. Okay. Yeah, done. 95 00:09:20,319 --> 00:09:24,879 He sneezes and it turns into a dragon. Oh, God, that seems like 96 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:31,120 that seems like a really awkward thing to happen every time you sneeze. 97 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,679 Did I not do that in the future? I don't know. We met you when you were 98 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:41,280 comatose and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So where are we going? Hop on. 99 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:46,480 Question. Can he just like carry Rex and his dragon hands? 100 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,280 He takes the net that you were carrying Matamar in. 101 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:52,480 Nope. This is the episode now. Oh, God, not again. 102 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,720 Yeah. He takes the net that you were carrying Matamar in and wraps it around 103 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:02,000 Rex and is carrying it in like two of his dragon feet. And so you've got a horse 104 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:07,039 dangling below a dragon. Great. Yes. And okay, good. That's what we're doing. 105 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:11,519 Everybody climbs on the back of Bahamut. Does this include Matamar? 106 00:10:13,759 --> 00:10:16,960 I don't want to stay here. Fair enough. Come on. 107 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:20,080 Okay. I'm coming too. Matamar also hops on. 108 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:30,480 Dragon takes off below you. You see skeletons and zombies all clamoring up the hill. 109 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:38,080 You see this purple, blackish, like ribboning aura that's cracking up and out of the stone 110 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:47,440 of the mountain. Flying up out of it are these like dripping like ichor-ridden black dragons, 111 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:54,800 multiple of them. They emerge from the ground, climbing up with their claws and their wings, 112 00:10:54,800 --> 00:11:00,160 and they burst up into the air and are now flying quickly towards you. 113 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,280 That seems bad. All right, everybody. 114 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,840 We got to get Bahamut to a safe place. Looks like those dragons are going to try 115 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:11,680 and bring us down. All right. I'm going to go take care of the lead one. 116 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:18,720 Flamikins hops off and down towards the dragon, lands on top of its head. That was an 117 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:29,120 18 on the dive and releases this chaos bolt into the head of this dragon. That is lightning 118 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:37,279 that shoots out of her hands and into it for 25 lightning damage into its skull. 119 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:44,320 You see the skeleton of it light up as she releases it in there, and it drops down into 120 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:48,720 the sky, still flying, trying to now bat her off as she's holding on. 121 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:56,000 How close is the closest dragon? They're flying up from beneath you. 122 00:11:56,879 --> 00:12:00,879 Probably closest one Flamikins would have landed on would have been about 30 feet, 123 00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:09,120 so the next one is probably like 40, 45 feet. Like a drop, though, not like out. 124 00:12:09,919 --> 00:12:18,480 Yeah, OK, I'm going to take this spear from Bahamut that seems like maybe a piece of garbage, 125 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:23,840 but we'll see. I'm just going to chuck it down at the dragon below us. Screw it. 126 00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:28,720 All right, make a ranged attack, please. 127 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,560 With advantage, because you're in an aura of Bahamut. 128 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:39,920 Nice. He is good for something. 27. 129 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:47,440 Find an actual random cool spear that this could be because he doesn't know what it does. 130 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,680 Yeah, in hindsight, he was not a good docent at the museum. 131 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:57,760 No, he really wasn't. Roll a D8 and we'll see which one this is. 132 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:58,480 You got it. 133 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,320 If it's a one, we reroll. 134 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,760 It's a seven. 135 00:13:01,759 --> 00:13:09,439 You have the Spear of Bahamut, so it'd be D6 plus three plus two D8. 136 00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:10,159 So 13. 137 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:17,120 The spear hits and like this glowing light emits from its back and the dragon lets out this 138 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:21,439 shriek as you see Ichor like bubbling up from inside of it. 139 00:13:21,439 --> 00:13:27,039 It is loosely hanging onto the back as it takes a few big wing pumps. 140 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,919 What do you want to call those? What do we call those wing? 141 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:30,559 Flaps? 142 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,039 Flaps. 143 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:31,360 Beats? 144 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,080 Beats. Thank you. Either of those better than wing pumps. 145 00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:39,039 That's what they do when they did something really cool with each other. 146 00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:39,600 They wing pump. 147 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:44,399 Yeah, wing pumps. Either that or it pumps air into them, much like the sneakers of the 90s. 148 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,440 Seeing that the spear is cool, 149 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,200 Agath is going to follow Flamekin's lead and just jump down to get it. 150 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:57,200 And then if she gets there, just smack it two more times with her other attack actions. 151 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,159 Okay. Love it. 152 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:06,639 Roll athletics or acrobatics with advantage while you remain in Bahamut's aura. 153 00:14:07,439 --> 00:14:09,679 Oh, that's definitely going to be an athletics roll. 154 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:10,959 19. 155 00:14:11,759 --> 00:14:14,959 Throw it. You see the light and you leap off behind it. 156 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:18,719 Nobody's stopping anybody else from leaping off at any point. 157 00:14:18,719 --> 00:14:19,679 No, still good. 158 00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:20,959 Okay. You fly. 159 00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:23,679 You're going to stop her from doing what she wants to do. 160 00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:24,799 People can do what they want. 161 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:25,199 That's right. 162 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,000 Soar down and almost like you have a wingsuit. 163 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,759 You soar down and land on top and you grab hold of the spear, 164 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:36,160 which anchors you as you kind of slip just a fraction of an amount. 165 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,160 Can I actually try for my second attack 166 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:42,240 to just like land grabbing the spear hard enough that it's like sinking in even deeper? 167 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,759 Bah, I love it. 168 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,440 Sure. Yeah, absolutely. 169 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,800 Yeah, we've already said you've grabbed it. 170 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,800 So just the force that you're driving it in, just give me damage. 171 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,000 12. 12 more. 172 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,679 Can Rex just like poop on that one underneath? 173 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:56,960 I mean, I don't mean to be gross, 174 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,960 but he probably can't really help us fight right now. 175 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,080 And he has a breath weapon if it gets close enough. 176 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,559 Right. Well, I guess that's better. 177 00:15:06,799 --> 00:15:10,320 It just squeezes it every once in a while and it's just like poop bombs. 178 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,399 And I'll do a third, like rip it out and slam it down again. 179 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,639 It's a 16. 180 00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:17,759 All good. Give me some damage. 181 00:15:18,399 --> 00:15:20,399 18 plus 3. 21. 182 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:44,399 Yeah, this dragon that you've landed on is letting out like this gargling, 183 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:48,879 hideous call as it loses altitude. 184 00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:54,879 And you begin dipping down closer to this like purplish cloud below you. 185 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,919 It's just going to rip the spear. 186 00:15:57,919 --> 00:15:58,559 I'll keep this. 187 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,159 It is pretty cool. 188 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:02,240 Moot. 189 00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:06,559 OK, let me just have a quick little peek at my spells list. 190 00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:10,320 Yeah, I'll cast lightning bolt for us. 191 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,960 100 feet long, five feet wide stroke of lightning blasts out. 192 00:16:15,519 --> 00:16:18,000 Creatures must make a deck saving throw. 193 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,720 If I can target more than one, I will. 194 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,000 But if not, I'll just target one. 195 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:23,919 Sorry, what was the range on it? 196 00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:25,600 A hundred feet long, five feet wide. 197 00:16:26,879 --> 00:16:28,399 Yeah, we can say you can get a couple of them. 198 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:35,039 There are now four dragons, flamingons on one, 199 00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:38,799 a goth on the other and two more coming up that we can say that you can hit there. 200 00:16:39,439 --> 00:16:40,480 Dexterity saving throw. 201 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:40,960 That's me. 202 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,960 Three on the die and 16. 203 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,799 They both fail. 204 00:16:47,759 --> 00:16:48,000 OK. 205 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,120 All right. 206 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:54,799 So you are going to take 8d6 lightning damage. 207 00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,159 Well, Moot's rolling those. 208 00:16:56,159 --> 00:16:58,720 Can I say I realize I have unwavering mark. 209 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:03,519 Can I have marked this nasty dragon so it has disadvantage on attacks? 210 00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:04,160 That's not me. 211 00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:05,759 On the one that you hit? 212 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:06,400 Yeah. 213 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:06,799 Yeah. 214 00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:07,440 Yeah, absolutely. 215 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,279 OK, that's my dragon now. 216 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,119 OK, so yeah, if it doesn't, if it tries to attack somebody else, it's got disadvantage. 217 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,559 OK, a nine and 11 and a seven. 218 00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:17,599 So 27. 219 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,960 27 lightning damage to both of them. 220 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:25,279 That lightning calls down from the sky and rips through both of these. 221 00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:31,200 Huge tears come into their wings as they as they drop down about 20 feet each. 222 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,440 Errol the 15 on my wild magic table. 223 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,079 Thank you. 224 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:44,319 The one that flamingons is on his turn, it's going to with its fly movement of 80 feet, 225 00:17:44,319 --> 00:17:50,000 try and fly up and ram into Bahamut. 226 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,839 And it's going to miss. 227 00:17:54,879 --> 00:18:02,639 But everybody else must make a dexterity saving throw as it beats its wings moving past him. 228 00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:03,139 50. 229 00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:04,419 18. 230 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:07,200 Is that also us not on Bahamut? 231 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,960 No, no, you're fine. 232 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,639 And flamingons is fine. 233 00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:12,000 11 for Matamar. 234 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:21,440 So everybody who is on Bahamut is going to take 15 bludgeoning damage and be knocked prone, 235 00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:28,160 which is not great because you're on the back of a flying dragon. 236 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,640 I feel like we weren't standing to be better to begin with. 237 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,079 Could be. 238 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,000 Likely we're not standing. 239 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,880 Yeah, fair enough. 240 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:41,680 OK, it's the one that a goths. 241 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,160 Wait, is this my dragon that's doing this? 242 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,640 That was flamingons dragon. 243 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:52,000 Now it's now it's your dragon and it hit you with its tail. 244 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:57,200 It's going to try 28, 33. 245 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,360 Oh, my God. 246 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,320 That's a big number. 247 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:00,880 I guess. 248 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,760 But like barely. 249 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:04,260 Yeah. 250 00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:10,980 So 17 bludgeoning damage and a dexterity saving throw. 251 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,180 A cut, a cut. 252 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,099 It's not good. 253 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,019 Oh, that'd be that'd be a whole five. 254 00:19:18,019 --> 00:19:25,379 So you get like hit hard with this tail and you soar off of this dragon's back. 255 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:31,140 You are now free falling towards just just the purple cloud. 256 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:34,180 I don't know what's below that. 257 00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,780 That was 17 bludgeoning damage. 258 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,220 17 bludgeoning damage. 259 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,980 Yeah, not much. 260 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,740 Seen as it's played. 261 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:45,060 Dragon that flamingons is on comes up and tries to hit Bahamut veers, 262 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:49,460 but there's a wing blast and kind of knocks you all prone. 263 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,940 You're kind of laying on it, sitting on its back. 264 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:52,820 Anyways, that's fine. 265 00:19:54,100 --> 00:20:01,060 You see over the edge that a goth is like tennis balled off of the back of a dragon 266 00:20:01,059 --> 00:20:04,980 is now free falling down towards the earth below. 267 00:20:05,619 --> 00:20:06,339 What do you do? 268 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,259 I think that. 269 00:20:09,539 --> 00:20:14,740 Unfortunately, I can do I think nothing to help a goth right now. 270 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:20,740 But that one that just hit Bahamut, how far away would you say it is from us now? 271 00:20:22,099 --> 00:20:24,099 Fly speed of 80. 272 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,419 So it's probably like 30 feet above. 273 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,259 Perfect. 274 00:20:28,259 --> 00:20:30,500 That's exactly the number I wanted you to say. 275 00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:33,220 Because that's how far my fire breath. 276 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,379 I mean, 35, right? 277 00:20:36,099 --> 00:20:38,579 30.1 damage. 278 00:20:40,659 --> 00:20:42,899 So I am a dex save. 279 00:20:44,259 --> 00:20:47,220 With disadvantage because I'm going to say I can't see you. 280 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:49,859 That's a 14. 281 00:20:50,899 --> 00:20:51,539 Great. 282 00:20:51,539 --> 00:21:00,179 So it's going to take 5d6 fire damage, which was a bad rolls. 283 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,980 13 fire damage from that. 284 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:08,820 And then I think, yeah, I guess I'll just maybe throw my javelin. 285 00:21:08,820 --> 00:21:10,180 Who even remembered I have it? 286 00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:11,140 I don't use it. 287 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:15,460 So let's let's give that a shot at that same one. 288 00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:17,220 No, it's right. 289 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:18,180 No, sure. 290 00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:19,220 I'm a real athlete. 291 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:21,060 I'll throw it straight up above. 292 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:21,700 It's fine. 293 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,820 That way you could catch it when it's falling back down. 294 00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:25,460 That's right. 295 00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:26,660 That's right. 296 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,420 That's a 25. 297 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,299 That hits. 298 00:21:29,299 --> 00:21:40,259 So that is going to that's 13 piercing damage plus 8 radiant damage. 299 00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:42,659 Glenn, don't kill it. 300 00:21:42,659 --> 00:21:42,980 Kill it. 301 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:44,180 It'll crush us. 302 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:47,220 Does my javelin stab it and fall back down? 303 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:51,859 I think it's I think that that damage it embeds into. 304 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,379 Yeah. 305 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:59,220 So yeah, you hit like the underbelly of it and it's stuck in stuck in down there. 306 00:22:00,259 --> 00:22:00,740 Sully. 307 00:22:02,579 --> 00:22:05,220 A goth falling flamicons up high. 308 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:10,019 Glim huffing stuff up into the air just lobbing it and connecting. 309 00:22:10,019 --> 00:22:12,740 Ikker dripping back down. 310 00:22:12,740 --> 00:22:15,859 Two more dragons lightning hit from the bottom. 311 00:22:15,859 --> 00:22:20,500 I am not equipped to fight in this type of situation. 312 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,019 Fly, you fool. 313 00:22:23,139 --> 00:22:23,779 I can't. 314 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,859 What he is going to do though while he is laying prone 315 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:37,460 is he is going to scratch like he's going to get out his tattoo absorbing tattoo needle 316 00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:41,700 and scratch a crude picture. 317 00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:46,900 Looks a little like a dick, just not meant to just, you know, 318 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,060 it's on the back of a moving dragon. 319 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:53,140 You have to roll a D10 that's going to determine the color 320 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:55,540 and what that gives me defense against 321 00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:58,099 or damage resistance against. 322 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,259 Seven. 323 00:23:00,259 --> 00:23:02,099 Against poison damage. 324 00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:02,579 Neat. 325 00:23:02,579 --> 00:23:02,819 Okay. 326 00:23:02,819 --> 00:23:04,099 Well, then I can't be poisoned. 327 00:23:04,659 --> 00:23:12,819 And unless I want to start stabbing at Bob and the dragon that I'm on. 328 00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:16,819 I mean, two people have jumped off so far. 329 00:23:18,099 --> 00:23:18,819 It's going great. 330 00:23:20,819 --> 00:23:22,980 50-50 right now on your. 331 00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:27,860 If only I was a monk right now, I would level 20. 332 00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:29,059 I'd just be flying. 333 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:30,259 Just do whatever I want. 334 00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:36,099 I mean, I don't want to wait. 335 00:23:36,099 --> 00:23:37,460 Does that count as my action though? 336 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:39,860 I think it does pretty sure that's okay. 337 00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:42,259 Then then he will consider it for the next time, 338 00:23:42,259 --> 00:23:44,099 but at least now he can't be poisoned. 339 00:23:46,019 --> 00:23:47,539 I mean, there is some Icar dripping. 340 00:23:48,819 --> 00:23:50,900 Maybe that purple stuff is poisonous. 341 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:52,019 I don't know. 342 00:23:52,019 --> 00:23:53,860 Black dragons are known for their poison. 343 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:54,580 So, you know. 344 00:23:54,580 --> 00:23:54,980 Are they? 345 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,220 I think it's acid. 346 00:23:57,220 --> 00:23:59,540 Which is really just like really poisonous poison. 347 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:00,259 I mean, yeah. 348 00:24:00,259 --> 00:24:00,580 Okay. 349 00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:01,380 High rolls. 350 00:24:02,259 --> 00:24:03,620 Matamar can do something. 351 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:05,380 Okay. 352 00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:09,380 Matamar, who was on the back of Bahama, 353 00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:12,500 like almost like blown off by the wings, 354 00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:15,220 looks down and sees a goth. 355 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,460 It's like, I got this. 356 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:19,380 And he leaps off. 357 00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:20,340 No, no. 358 00:24:20,339 --> 00:24:21,299 Oh, Matamar. 359 00:24:21,299 --> 00:24:21,859 Oh, buddy. 360 00:24:21,859 --> 00:24:28,259 And the skin between his arms and his legs like spreads out 361 00:24:29,779 --> 00:24:33,459 and he begins soaring down towards a goth 362 00:24:33,459 --> 00:24:36,740 with wings that extend out. 363 00:24:37,699 --> 00:24:39,379 And he's moving faster than a goth. 364 00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:40,740 He's not going to make it there this turn. 365 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,139 So he's going to be able to catch you probably 366 00:24:43,139 --> 00:24:45,459 on the next turn unless something stops you. 367 00:24:46,019 --> 00:24:46,500 Okay. 368 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:47,059 Like the ground. 369 00:24:50,819 --> 00:24:51,379 Exactly. 370 00:24:51,379 --> 00:24:53,459 How did you worry about that when you worry about that? 371 00:24:54,019 --> 00:24:55,939 I think it's Bahama's turn. 372 00:24:55,939 --> 00:24:57,220 What do you want Bahama to do? 373 00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:57,779 He really is. 374 00:24:57,779 --> 00:24:58,339 He's this. 375 00:24:59,779 --> 00:25:02,500 He can't make his own decisions to this extent. 376 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:02,899 Yeah. 377 00:25:02,899 --> 00:25:03,859 He's this helpless. 378 00:25:03,859 --> 00:25:04,259 Okay. 379 00:25:04,259 --> 00:25:04,899 Okay. 380 00:25:04,899 --> 00:25:06,579 Bahama, fucking do something. 381 00:25:06,579 --> 00:25:09,459 Like, I don't know, like bite one of the other dragons 382 00:25:09,459 --> 00:25:10,659 or like, do you have a court breast? 383 00:25:10,659 --> 00:25:11,699 Or go get a goth. 384 00:25:11,699 --> 00:25:13,539 Like, yeah, save her. 385 00:25:13,539 --> 00:25:14,179 She's fallen. 386 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,659 And then now we know we got that guy going down down. 387 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:21,140 He sends himself into a dive, says, hold on, 388 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:26,900 and is spiraling down towards a goth. 389 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,820 He passes Matamar who gets scooped up on his back 390 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:32,340 and makes it to a goth. 391 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:36,500 A goth make an athletics check to see if you can grapple. 392 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:38,420 Usually pretty good at those. 393 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:41,620 I just need a new dice. 394 00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:44,580 Again, with advantage because Bahama's back in your range. 395 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:45,540 Okay, cool. 396 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,059 26. 397 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:52,740 You are in this free fall and Bahama catches up to you 398 00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:56,339 and you grab onto like this fin on his back. 399 00:25:56,339 --> 00:25:58,420 You're now on the back of Bahama again. 400 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,659 And as he feels you grab him, 401 00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:03,859 he releases out of this spiral and shoots up 402 00:26:03,859 --> 00:26:05,539 towards the dragons. 403 00:26:05,539 --> 00:26:08,180 He's beneath them and releases a lightning breath 404 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,579 up and through three of them. 405 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:13,220 They're going to make a deck save. 406 00:26:13,299 --> 00:26:16,420 One is going to save, the others are not, 407 00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:20,740 and they are going to take 108 damage. 408 00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:25,380 It is good having a god dragon on your side 409 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,620 when he like does something. 410 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:28,900 Yeah, exactly. 411 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:31,299 I mean, maybe he roasts some meat we need to, but. 412 00:26:32,339 --> 00:26:33,940 We're back to Flamikins. 413 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,940 She's still on the back of this one 414 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:38,740 and is going to release another chaos bolt 415 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:40,579 into the head of this dragon. 416 00:26:40,579 --> 00:26:43,539 It's going to be force damage. 417 00:26:43,539 --> 00:26:46,659 So you see like this pulse that echoes out 418 00:26:46,659 --> 00:26:48,819 up high in the sky and this, 419 00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:51,619 the dragon that she's on the back of, 420 00:26:51,619 --> 00:26:54,500 you see just stop, its wings stop flapping 421 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,059 and it begins to free fall upside down 422 00:26:57,059 --> 00:26:58,500 and you just hear this. 423 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:05,500 Ah, as it catches its wing and throws itself back over 424 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,980 into a glide back out. 425 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:11,740 It's another middle and the dog rings the bell. 426 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:13,180 That's how we know it's the middle. 427 00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:15,700 That's how we know that it's time to start the middle. 428 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,380 That how we know Amy's not going to be 429 00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:18,180 in this middle anymore. 430 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,059 Goodbye. 431 00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:20,819 Goodbye, Amy. 432 00:27:20,819 --> 00:27:22,579 Goodbye, Amy. 433 00:27:22,579 --> 00:27:23,779 And Amy is leaving. 434 00:27:23,779 --> 00:27:25,539 Okay, Amy's gone. 435 00:27:25,539 --> 00:27:27,740 We didn't say goodbye, we're leaving. 436 00:27:27,740 --> 00:27:28,740 We didn't say goodbye, Amy. 437 00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:30,059 Well, I can't say goodbye. 438 00:27:30,059 --> 00:27:32,099 It was a little bit strange to see. 439 00:27:32,099 --> 00:27:33,380 But we're not going to fight, 440 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:35,059 because we're going to save our lives. 441 00:27:35,059 --> 00:27:36,339 It is so scary. 442 00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:43,180 We talked the last time, which I want to say was last week, so it probably was, because 443 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:48,340 that's how we release episodes is weekly, where we reached a goal and we hit 100 patrons 444 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:50,260 and we did a live show and it was amazing. 445 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:51,580 It was so fun. 446 00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:55,140 But what happened when we did that is we ran out of goals. 447 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,140 Right. 448 00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:58,180 And you can't live life without goals. 449 00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:01,140 No, we always need something to work towards. 450 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:04,460 Happiness is setting and achieving attainable goals. 451 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:05,460 Exactly. 452 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:09,620 So what we did was we collectively sat down and we're like, what are great things that 453 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:10,940 we could put up there? 454 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:14,740 And then Amy, Carla and I stared at each other blankly for a while. 455 00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:17,460 And then Tom piped in with some really great ideas. 456 00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:19,579 It wasn't even that we stared blankly at each other. 457 00:28:19,579 --> 00:28:24,100 It's like that we spewed just a ton of nonsense, just nonsense, nonsense, nonsense. 458 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:29,019 And then Tom would just dip in and be like, hey, what about this fantastic idea? 459 00:28:29,019 --> 00:28:30,019 So Tom. 460 00:28:30,019 --> 00:28:35,259 Then I would drop my mic and I would disappear back into the shadows. 461 00:28:35,259 --> 00:28:38,500 Like Homer into the shrub. 462 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,500 Great idea. 463 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,500 See you later. 464 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:41,500 Yup, I'm out. 465 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,500 So we've set a few goals over there. 466 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:46,700 The next one, when we reach a community goal of one hundred and fifteen patrons, 467 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:51,900 we will release four patrons in character positive affirmations. 468 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,579 Oh yeah, I forgot. 469 00:28:53,579 --> 00:28:54,579 This is a good one. 470 00:28:54,579 --> 00:28:58,220 So yeah, if you need a little pick me up, maybe Flamikins will be telling you 471 00:28:58,220 --> 00:29:00,059 how great you are in no time. 472 00:29:00,059 --> 00:29:01,059 Maybe. 473 00:29:01,059 --> 00:29:04,420 I would tell you how great you are, but I have to save it for the goal. 474 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:09,100 So we'll release those as bonus audio for our patrons and maybe as tick tock content 475 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:12,500 because people keep asking us about all that tick tock content. 476 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,620 And it seems like a good fit. 477 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,860 People or person? 478 00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:19,019 I'm not trying to point fingers, Tom. 479 00:29:19,019 --> 00:29:20,380 He's the shush. 480 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,940 Many people. It's Paisley. 481 00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:23,620 Many people. It's Paisley. 482 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:27,620 She's saying Paisley wants more talk that changes everything. 483 00:29:27,620 --> 00:29:28,940 That's what she's screaming about right now. 484 00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:33,539 So 115 patrons will start releasing in character positive affirmations 485 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:40,259 and then 125 improv live show again, because everybody loves them and we love them. 486 00:29:40,259 --> 00:29:44,420 And then at 150, we're going to bring back something that we had for a while. 487 00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:49,099 And then we turned it into a new show called Facing Fate, which is monthly 488 00:29:49,099 --> 00:29:54,700 one shots and in small arcs will be coming back to our Patreon feed 489 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:57,740 where we play different games and play different characters in different worlds 490 00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:59,420 and all that sort of thing. 491 00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:02,299 And it won't just be for Facing Fate or Dumbgeons and Dragons. 492 00:30:02,299 --> 00:30:05,019 It'll be its own thing that will probably turn into another podcast. 493 00:30:06,899 --> 00:30:11,099 If you wanted to kind of prognosticate two years into the future, 494 00:30:11,099 --> 00:30:14,299 this will probably be just a whole nother podcast we have. 495 00:30:14,299 --> 00:30:20,980 But for now, in addition to like regular feed, Dungeons 496 00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:23,779 and then Patreon feed, Tom show. 497 00:30:23,779 --> 00:30:26,980 This will be Patreon feed, whole other thing. 498 00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:28,779 Whole other thing. 499 00:30:28,779 --> 00:30:30,460 So you can help us get there. 500 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:31,460 That's a ways out. 501 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,819 We've got little baby goals in between, and they're going to be lots of fun. 502 00:30:34,819 --> 00:30:37,220 Like those positive affirmations. 503 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:39,180 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 504 00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:40,980 Come join us. 505 00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:42,259 Join the club. 506 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:46,819 One of us, one of us, one of us. 507 00:30:46,819 --> 00:30:51,100 I really look forward to seeing who can determine whether it's Flint 508 00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,900 reading the affirmation or Tallgear. 509 00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,259 There's subtle differences. 510 00:30:55,259 --> 00:30:56,980 I've played them both side by side. 511 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:59,259 There is a variation. 512 00:30:59,259 --> 00:31:01,220 It's so subtle, though. 513 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:06,539 Our listeners will be able to listen if they're in the same content will make sense. 514 00:31:06,539 --> 00:31:07,140 Exactly. 515 00:31:07,140 --> 00:31:10,299 OK, listen to the rest of the episode that you're listening to right now. 516 00:31:10,299 --> 00:31:11,740 Thanks, friends. 517 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:12,579 Bye. 518 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,380 OK, I love you. 519 00:31:17,299 --> 00:31:19,539 A goth, you're on the back of Bahamut. 520 00:31:19,539 --> 00:31:20,940 What do you want to do? 521 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:23,220 There's three above you that were blasted. 522 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:26,900 They have dropped back down towards you. 523 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:30,140 So all are within most 30 feet from you. 524 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:34,860 So it's all getting pretty cramped in this airspace that you're swarming around. 525 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:38,780 Well, maybe I will fire off some crossbow bolts. 526 00:31:38,780 --> 00:31:41,620 Why not have a ranged weapon? 527 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,420 Yeah, let's do it. 528 00:31:43,420 --> 00:31:47,340 Is it at advantage with Bahamut's aura? 529 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,220 Sweet. 530 00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:49,660 Twenty seven to hit. 531 00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:50,580 Yeah. 532 00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:56,259 On the first one for I think it's just a regular old crossbow. 533 00:31:56,259 --> 00:31:59,460 So that's an eight damage on that. 534 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:03,700 Oh, 19 plus seven. 535 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:04,860 Yeah, is. 536 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:05,620 Yeah. 537 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:07,220 Another eight damage. 538 00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:09,059 And then last one. 539 00:32:09,059 --> 00:32:10,980 Shooting the same one each time. 540 00:32:10,980 --> 00:32:11,700 Dirty 20. 541 00:32:11,700 --> 00:32:13,700 Yeah, there's like this is not big damage. 542 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:18,579 So let's just punch it into the eight plus one. 543 00:32:18,579 --> 00:32:20,539 So nine damage on that one. 544 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:23,660 Agath does not like the crossbow. 545 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:27,539 It feels small and puny and unsatisfying in her hands. 546 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,579 But that's what you got. 547 00:32:29,579 --> 00:32:30,940 You know, I can't fly. 548 00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:32,379 What you got to do. 549 00:32:32,379 --> 00:32:32,980 I can't. 550 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:34,059 You tried, though. 551 00:32:34,059 --> 00:32:35,220 I tried. 552 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:35,899 You tried. 553 00:32:35,899 --> 00:32:37,740 Didn't go great. 554 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:39,859 Could have gone worse, but love it. 555 00:32:39,859 --> 00:32:43,700 Oh, are any of them in Brax's like breathing distance? 556 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:44,740 Oh, yeah. 557 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:45,700 Yeah, absolutely. 558 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:46,019 Yeah. 559 00:32:46,019 --> 00:32:47,019 OK, cool. 560 00:32:47,019 --> 00:32:50,420 When he gets a moment, when one like swings by, 561 00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:55,659 he will belch a horrible, horrible horse breath at them. 562 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:58,420 Let's say one of them passes beneath and he 563 00:32:58,420 --> 00:32:59,779 takes an opportunity. 564 00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:01,860 Constitution saving throw? 565 00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:03,420 Plus 14. 566 00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:05,500 It's a 21, 21. 567 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,620 Oh, yeah, that hits. 568 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:08,420 So it's going to be half of 66. 569 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:08,900 OK. 570 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,140 24, half of 24, 12. 571 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,820 Horse makes better hits than me. 572 00:33:13,820 --> 00:33:15,460 12 poison damage, which probably 573 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:16,740 isn't going to do nothing to them 574 00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:17,860 because they're black dragons. 575 00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:18,380 No, wait. 576 00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:21,019 We already established that that's not poison. 577 00:33:21,019 --> 00:33:23,380 I mean, I think it's acid. 578 00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:24,700 I think it's acid. 579 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,660 Yeah. 580 00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:28,100 Moot. 581 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:30,220 How many more black dragons are flying around? 582 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,500 There are four total. 583 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,100 None have been made unalive yet. 584 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,660 I mean, they appear unalive. 585 00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:38,180 They are undead. 586 00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:40,340 So none have been made more dead. 587 00:33:40,340 --> 00:33:41,539 Perfect. 588 00:33:41,539 --> 00:33:43,019 So the two I hit with lightning 589 00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:44,420 are still kicking around? 590 00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:45,220 Yes. 591 00:33:45,220 --> 00:33:47,019 The three that are surrounding are the two 592 00:33:47,019 --> 00:33:49,140 that hit with lightning and the one that Agath 593 00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:50,460 was on the back of. 594 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,259 The one that Flamikinskins was on the back of 595 00:33:52,259 --> 00:33:54,460 was on a free fall, so it's farther away right now. 596 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,740 Are the two that I hit before still relatively close 597 00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:57,900 to one another? 598 00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,140 Yeah, everything's kind of swirling around you. 599 00:34:00,140 --> 00:34:02,740 So there probably would be a point of which 600 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,779 if you're trying to hit two at the same time. 601 00:34:04,779 --> 00:34:07,340 OK, yeah, I will do that. 602 00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:11,260 And I will cast Synaptic Static. 603 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:13,619 Oh, I don't know if we've seen this one before. 604 00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:14,099 No, I know. 605 00:34:14,099 --> 00:34:15,860 I don't think I've heard about this one. 606 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:18,740 Each creature in a 20-foot radius sphere centered 607 00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:22,179 on a point must make an intelligence saving throw. 608 00:34:22,179 --> 00:34:25,139 And otherwise, they're going to take some psychic energy 609 00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:25,940 damage. 610 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,699 Because they're undead, they don't 611 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:30,419 have the intelligence buffer that they usually have. 612 00:34:30,419 --> 00:34:32,739 So that's a three and a two. 613 00:34:32,739 --> 00:34:34,739 OK. 614 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,099 A creature with an intelligence score of two or lower 615 00:34:37,099 --> 00:34:39,659 can't be affected by this spell. 616 00:34:39,659 --> 00:34:41,419 But that's the score, not a roll. 617 00:34:41,419 --> 00:34:42,219 Oh, yeah. 618 00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:44,099 But hilarious that you rolled the two. 619 00:34:44,099 --> 00:34:45,339 No, yeah. 620 00:34:45,339 --> 00:34:48,940 OK, you're going to take 19 psychic damage. 621 00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:51,019 And after a failed save, your target 622 00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:53,380 has muddled thoughts for one minute. 623 00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:56,460 During that time, it rolls a d6 and subtracts the number 624 00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:58,780 rolled from all its attack rolls and ability checks, 625 00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,579 as well as its constitution saving throws 626 00:35:00,579 --> 00:35:02,380 to maintain concentration. 627 00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:05,380 You can make an intelligence roll at the end of each turn 628 00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:07,500 to see if you can break free. 629 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,659 And I rolled an eight on my Wild Magic Surge table, 630 00:35:10,659 --> 00:35:11,539 Russ. 631 00:35:11,539 --> 00:35:13,059 Well, the percentage dice. 632 00:35:13,059 --> 00:35:15,340 Or the d20, not the percentage dice. 633 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:16,900 What were we at? 634 00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:18,259 I think we're about six or seven. 635 00:35:18,259 --> 00:35:20,539 So it's right about there. 636 00:35:20,539 --> 00:35:25,019 OK, so we'll say we're at a seven now. 637 00:35:25,019 --> 00:35:33,300 So if you roll seven next time, you'll get something. 638 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,380 I've written it down. 639 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:34,980 Will it be good? 640 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:35,579 Will it be bad? 641 00:35:35,579 --> 00:35:36,619 Nobody knows. 642 00:35:36,619 --> 00:35:37,219 Nobody knows. 643 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,019 That's the joy of Wild Magic. 644 00:35:39,019 --> 00:35:41,380 Dragon's turns. 645 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:47,259 The two that were hit with the synaptic thing 646 00:35:47,259 --> 00:35:48,539 basically can't do anything. 647 00:35:48,539 --> 00:35:49,779 Yes, is that what I understood? 648 00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:52,300 After a failed save, they have muddled thoughts for one minute. 649 00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:54,060 During that time, you can roll a d6 650 00:35:54,060 --> 00:35:56,540 and subtract the number rolled from all your attack rolls 651 00:35:56,540 --> 00:35:57,220 and ability checks. 652 00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:58,340 So you can still do things. 653 00:35:58,340 --> 00:35:59,220 It's just penalized. 654 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:01,060 One of them is going to do acid breath 655 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:04,380 towards Bahamut and crew. 656 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:06,500 So everybody needs to make a dexterity saving throw. 657 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:11,740 We'll remedy that by subtract six from the saving throw. 658 00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:19,019 So what was a 22 now is only a 16. 659 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,980 I am resistant. 660 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,860 So does that mean I get to roll a second time? 661 00:36:24,860 --> 00:36:28,340 Resistant means half damage. 662 00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:29,820 So 13. 663 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:32,179 Sorry, everybody with advantage because you're 664 00:36:32,179 --> 00:36:35,380 in Bahamut's sphere. 665 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:36,500 That's 13 again. 666 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:37,980 Natural 20. 667 00:36:37,980 --> 00:36:39,420 OK, 20 is good. 668 00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:40,500 23. 669 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:41,340 3 is good. 670 00:36:41,340 --> 00:36:42,500 17. 671 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,420 17 is also good. 672 00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:49,260 So Glim and Matamar also grabbed on. 673 00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:50,460 So Matamar is going to go. 674 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,619 Matamar doesn't do well. 675 00:36:52,619 --> 00:36:55,340 So that's 15 d8 acid damage. 676 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:04,420 I have a thing where I can use my reaction to not, 677 00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:06,300 if I succeed on a saving throw, 678 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:10,820 I can just not take the half damage. 679 00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:12,340 So I'm going to do that. 680 00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:14,059 OK, you're not going to take the half damage. 681 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:21,579 So Glim and Matamar are going to take 60 acid damage. 682 00:37:21,579 --> 00:37:23,179 Oh, I might have a thing for that. 683 00:37:23,179 --> 00:37:26,219 But I take half because I'm resistant, right? 684 00:37:26,219 --> 00:37:28,420 And you're going to take half because you're resistant. 685 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,420 So I take 30. 686 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:31,579 Mut's going to take half. 687 00:37:31,579 --> 00:37:35,139 Sully's going to take half. 688 00:37:35,139 --> 00:37:37,219 Agatha's going to take nothing. 689 00:37:37,219 --> 00:37:40,579 Rax is going to take nothing. 690 00:37:40,579 --> 00:37:43,900 Because Rax is an acid thing, I think, right? 691 00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:46,139 This isn't like being hit by an attack. 692 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,260 Yeah, because. Yeah. 693 00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:49,539 Stupid dragon. 694 00:37:49,539 --> 00:37:51,820 Cool stuff is for player characters. 695 00:37:51,820 --> 00:37:54,980 Yeah, that's right. 696 00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:59,180 OK, that acid breath brings out and everybody's just covered in this. 697 00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:03,980 It burns your skin and it gets in your eyes and your lungs. 698 00:38:03,980 --> 00:38:06,220 And even though, Agatha, you don't take any damage, 699 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:11,539 you still feel it like this cloud, this plume around you. 700 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:16,259 Bahamut surges forward and is like 701 00:38:16,259 --> 00:38:18,699 sideswiped by another one of these dragons. 702 00:38:18,699 --> 00:38:20,940 Everybody make a dexterity saving throw. 703 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:21,779 I'll get. 704 00:38:21,779 --> 00:38:23,219 With advantage again? 705 00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:25,900 With advantage? 706 00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,699 Oh, well, I desperately needed the advantage. 707 00:38:27,699 --> 00:38:29,860 Twenty. 708 00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:30,179 Twenty. 709 00:38:30,179 --> 00:38:30,779 Seventeen. 710 00:38:30,779 --> 00:38:31,940 Nineteen. 711 00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:36,259 OK, he's hit hard and you all managed to hold on. 712 00:38:36,259 --> 00:38:40,940 You see Matamar, who was hit hard by this, get like bumped off. 713 00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:43,740 He's basically non-reactive at this point. 714 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,019 He begins falling. 715 00:38:45,019 --> 00:38:48,900 Bahamut tries to dip down to try and grab him. 716 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,780 Another one of these dragons comes down from the top 717 00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:55,380 and goes for a Gotham Glim. 718 00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:02,619 With an attack, a bite claw. 719 00:39:02,619 --> 00:39:08,500 So the two bite or one bite is going to go towards Glim. 720 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:11,179 That's a 28. 721 00:39:11,179 --> 00:39:15,260 One bite towards a Goth, a 30. 722 00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:21,820 And a claw towards Glim. 723 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:26,579 That's a 34. 724 00:39:26,579 --> 00:39:29,099 This wouldn't happen to be the dragon that I marked. 725 00:39:29,099 --> 00:39:31,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. 726 00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:32,619 Because then it would have disadvantage against Glim. 727 00:39:32,619 --> 00:39:33,619 Disadvantage on Glim. 728 00:39:33,619 --> 00:39:35,980 OK, so two more rolls. 729 00:39:36,019 --> 00:39:38,619 Well, that one is a 21. 730 00:39:38,619 --> 00:39:41,260 So close, but they will still get me. 731 00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:44,659 And that one is a 20. 732 00:39:44,659 --> 00:39:46,860 That, oh, I am 20. 733 00:39:46,860 --> 00:39:48,059 So it will also get me. 734 00:39:48,059 --> 00:39:50,940 But just so it doesn't barely. 735 00:39:50,940 --> 00:39:54,860 So that's going to be 19 piercing damage 736 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:58,219 and 15 slashing damage to Glim 737 00:39:58,219 --> 00:40:03,539 and 19 piercing damage to a Goth. 738 00:40:03,579 --> 00:40:06,219 I don't like that I have my calculator over here. 739 00:40:06,219 --> 00:40:08,659 Tally-a-ball is too dangerous. 740 00:40:08,659 --> 00:40:13,579 Below you, you see this crackling whirlpool of energy. 741 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:17,699 You look back and you see the entirety of Mount Celestia 742 00:40:17,699 --> 00:40:20,659 being overrun. 743 00:40:20,659 --> 00:40:23,179 And Bahamut calls back and he's like, 744 00:40:23,179 --> 00:40:25,699 Glim, what did I write in the book? 745 00:40:25,699 --> 00:40:27,659 The next entry. 746 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:31,860 It said not to come to Celestia. 747 00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:35,820 You see him take this big claw and just scratching it 748 00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:38,860 hard into the book itself. 749 00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:43,380 In your book, it's being overwritten again. 750 00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:46,700 It's just like a deeper cut into the page that you see. 751 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:47,740 It was already there. 752 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:53,660 And then he slams it shut and begins to dive down 753 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:55,300 towards this portal. 754 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,740 I give you a reaction before he 755 00:40:56,740 --> 00:40:58,740 does whatever he's going to do. 756 00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:00,579 I mean, I guess I'm just going to hold on 757 00:41:00,579 --> 00:41:04,659 because I'm not jumping off. 758 00:41:04,659 --> 00:41:07,500 I mean, I'm with him in whatever he's doing, 759 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:10,380 even though he's been a bit of a doofus. 760 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:15,019 So I'm just going to try and have an arm out to maybe 761 00:41:15,019 --> 00:41:17,139 snag Matamar as we go by. 762 00:41:17,139 --> 00:41:18,739 Oh, that's a great idea. 763 00:41:18,739 --> 00:41:21,619 I see a Goth do that and also do the same 764 00:41:21,619 --> 00:41:24,619 because our poor little buddy is having a hard time. 765 00:41:24,619 --> 00:41:27,539 I summon my crab claw, Mayshant, to also try it. 766 00:41:27,539 --> 00:41:31,420 It detaches from my hand and heads over there. 767 00:41:31,420 --> 00:41:34,699 Bahamut falling in this spiral with these dragons closing 768 00:41:34,699 --> 00:41:39,900 in quickly on you, crab claws zipping out. 769 00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:44,940 And you manage to snag Matamar and pull him in 770 00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:47,619 and hold on to him as you hit this portal. 771 00:41:47,619 --> 00:41:50,820 And everything behind you, you 772 00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:56,779 see all of these demons coming up from what you can presume 773 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,860 is a portal from the abyss. 774 00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:03,220 You see this, you hear this thunderous echoing laughter 775 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,820 coming from closer to the mountain. 776 00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:10,540 And as you hit the portal, Bahamut transforms back 777 00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:16,460 into himself and is suspended in the portal 778 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:19,380 as you all fall through it. 779 00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:22,980 You see him above as you turn back to look at him. 780 00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:26,100 And he's pulling the, with all of his power, 781 00:42:26,099 --> 00:42:29,059 pulling the portal closed behind you. 782 00:42:29,059 --> 00:42:30,860 Somebody roll me percentile dice, please. 783 00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:32,539 OK, remind me how these work. 784 00:42:32,539 --> 00:42:34,380 I have a zero, zero, and an eight. 785 00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:36,900 Is that 80 or is that eight? 786 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:39,579 That's eight. 787 00:42:39,579 --> 00:42:41,420 Which could be great or terrible. 788 00:42:41,420 --> 00:42:43,019 You never know with a percentile dice. 789 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:43,900 All of the numbers. 790 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:47,299 All of the numbers could be great or terrible. 791 00:42:47,299 --> 00:42:53,659 Colors and light zip past you until all of these images 792 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:58,859 of Toriel and of all these fantastical, mystical places 793 00:42:58,859 --> 00:43:02,500 and of this dark, terrible place. 794 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,539 And then you land hard. 795 00:43:04,539 --> 00:43:05,899 All of you. 796 00:43:05,899 --> 00:43:07,420 The wind is knocked out of you 797 00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:10,699 and there's this radiating heat around you. 798 00:43:10,699 --> 00:43:16,420 You're in this dim, red lit cave, it feels like. 799 00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:17,699 You get up and you look around 800 00:43:17,699 --> 00:43:19,940 and you see all of your travel companions. 801 00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:22,659 And Goth, you're huddled close. 802 00:43:22,659 --> 00:43:24,059 You have Mademar huddled close, 803 00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:27,339 Rax is off into the side and standing up 804 00:43:27,339 --> 00:43:30,739 and pawing at the dirt. 805 00:43:30,739 --> 00:43:35,259 Do we see, sorry, did the portal close above us? 806 00:43:35,259 --> 00:43:39,379 So we saw him close it above it. 807 00:43:39,379 --> 00:43:41,460 I will be pumping a quick Spare the Dying 808 00:43:41,460 --> 00:43:43,059 into Mademar, just in case. 809 00:43:43,059 --> 00:43:45,379 Sure, yeah. 810 00:43:45,379 --> 00:43:46,739 What does Spare the Dying look like 811 00:43:46,739 --> 00:43:48,940 and remind me what it does? 812 00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:51,179 You touch a living creature that has zero hit points. 813 00:43:51,179 --> 00:43:52,339 The creature becomes stable. 814 00:43:52,340 --> 00:43:55,340 The spell has no effect on undead or constructs. 815 00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:55,820 OK, yeah. 816 00:43:55,820 --> 00:43:57,180 So I'm assuming since he was. 817 00:43:57,180 --> 00:44:00,500 You can stabilize him, yeah. 818 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:03,140 Yeah, he kind of coughs back to life. 819 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,579 Does anybody know where we are? 820 00:44:05,579 --> 00:44:08,420 It's hot. 821 00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:13,860 I mean, it is so hot in here. 822 00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:19,940 But I mean, Bahamut must have had a plan that we would. 823 00:44:19,940 --> 00:44:22,659 What, meet up later? 824 00:44:22,659 --> 00:44:25,019 I don't know. 825 00:44:25,019 --> 00:44:26,139 Well, we can't stay here. 826 00:44:26,139 --> 00:44:29,579 We got to figure out where we are, right? 827 00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:31,780 Flammikins gets up and starts to stumble off 828 00:44:31,780 --> 00:44:34,539 towards a cave opening. 829 00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:35,059 Well, hold on. 830 00:44:35,059 --> 00:44:37,260 I think we should probably stay together. 831 00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:39,260 Well, I thought you were going to follow me. 832 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,700 Wow, it's fucking like leadership. 833 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:43,019 Or are you giving off here? 834 00:44:43,019 --> 00:44:45,700 OK, I'll follow you into a dark cave. 835 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:48,940 You all carry forward down this corridor 836 00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:51,820 and you hear this rumble. 837 00:44:51,820 --> 00:44:55,500 It's like low growl coming from up ahead. 838 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:59,099 That's like resonating the walls. 839 00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:02,619 And you round a corner into this wide chamber. 840 00:45:02,619 --> 00:45:08,300 There's this huge throne across the other side. 841 00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:10,460 And in this chamber, there are 842 00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:14,220 six chromatic dragons around the outside. 843 00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:17,539 And in the throne is Tiamat. 844 00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:33,500 Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 130, 845 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:36,820 starring Amy More as Sully, Carla Maxdead as Glim, 846 00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:39,900 Tom Laird as Moot, with Kristen Flemmons as Agath, 847 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:42,019 and Rust More as your dungeon master. 848 00:45:42,019 --> 00:45:43,940 Dialogue editing by Newt Shannelcott 849 00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:45,780 and sound design by Rust More. 850 00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:48,700 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound, Artlist, 851 00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:51,460 and Kavin MacLeod and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, 852 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:53,900 Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 853 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:56,340 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 854 00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:59,380 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterfly, 855 00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:02,060 Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Craig Zeiss, 856 00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:04,860 Erin Stevens, Daryl, Perry Matey, 857 00:46:04,860 --> 00:46:06,740 L.A. 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